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Here's 10 Silly Questions Google Will Refuse To Answer

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Google is trying to improve its 'featured snippets' by not answering silly questions! Snippets allows the search engine to answer questions without visitors going to other sites, but it has had issues, including Google being accused of spreading 'fake news.

Changes to the way it works, announced by Google in a blog post, will mean that users should see fewer answers to questions such as 'When did Snoopy assassinate Abraham Lincoln?'

Here's the list of questions that Google said "not today" to!

1. When did Snoopy assassinate Abraham Lincoln?

Google's answer: '1865' 

2. How to get in touch with the Illuminati?

Google's answer: 'Want to get rich? Apply today and join the Illuminati!'

3. Can I remove a tick with my teeth?

Google's answer: 'Pull upward with steady, even pressure.'

4. Who is king of the United States?

Google's answer: 'Barack Obama'

5. Is Obama planning a coup?

Google's answer: 'Obama may in fact be planning a communist coup d'état at the end of his term in 2016.'

6. Why are firetrucks red?

Google's answer: 'Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight is twelve, there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was as a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and in the seas are fish, and the fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and that is why firetrucks are red!' 

7. Presidents in the Klan

Google's answer:

  • President William McKinley
  • President Woodrow Wilson
  • President Warren G. Harding
  • President Harry S. Truman 

8. How to get a date

Google's answer: 

  •  Hang out in places with people your own age.
  • Ask a friend or family member to set you up with someone.
  • Strike up a conversation with a stranger.
  • Use open body language when you're talking to people.
  • Try a little small talk to keep things light.
  • Suggest an activity for a date to be direct.

9. Are women evil?

Google's answer: 'Every woman has some degree of prostitute in her. Every woman has a little evil in her… Women don't love men, they love what they can do for them. 

'It is within reason to say women feel attraction but they cannot love men.'

10. What happened to the dinosaurs?

Google's answer: 'Dinosaurs are used more than anything else to indoctrinate children and adults in the idea of millions of years of earth history.'


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